Dog bites Man

Get this, the Burma military junta just won an election, overwhelmingly:

Myanmar announced Thursday that a constitution won massive support in a referendum — a claim slammed by a leading rights group as an insult to the country's people.

The document, which critics say will cement nearly four decades of military rule, was approved by 92.4 percent of the 22 million eligible voters last Saturday.

In Burma (or Myanmar as the junta prefers), the people place civic duty above other pesky priorities, like finding food, clean water, shelter, and gathering and burying their dead after a devastating cyclone. They also apparently find the junta's handling of the devastation top-notch.