API says Michelle Obama bribed them with an invitation to Obama's inaugural

But I've never heard of API. I read this story last night and thinking it was fake, not just fake, but a bad fake at that, so I laughed it off. But now everybody is talking about it so I guess I should mention it. I still think it's crap.

So does Allah at HotAir.

Even if it were true, and the media, succumbing to their urge to redeem themselves and wash away their increasingly guilty consciences for unapologetic Obama cheerleading and decided to cover it, it wouldn't be enough. If Ayers, Wright, Rezko, and Acorn are not enough, then one bad Michelle moment would be a mere drop in the ocean.