"Sex Philes"

This article is pure gold.

For them, it's all "27 Dresses" and "Made of Honor" and novels from "Pride and Prejudice" on that sling the same fantasy: There are two handsome, successful men chasing me. Whichever one will I choose? Then they walk into the bar at Pastis and discover: 150 single women, 50 gay men, 50 straight married men and 25 single straight men, but it's so loud that it's impossible to talk to anyone anyway.

And of those 25 single straight men, how many of them would meet the standards of the "Sex" geek? The show is a six-year moanathon about male flaws. They have shoe fetishes (ewwww!). They're too close to their mothers (Ick!). They have body hair (OMFG no way!) Women are the flawless norm against whose behavior all men are to be measured.

Via Hot Air